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Damn, motherfucking Deepest Sender got rid of my post I was working on.

Oh well.  Well, here I am sitting here for the second time typing out my frustrations with the people who just plain ole piss me off.  I just got finished watched over ten hours of Olympic footage which consisted mostly of Curling.  So, here’s my report of what I watched today:

First we started off with Curling.  The U.S. versus Norway was a match that Norway lost due to just poor playing and luck.  After that, the Women’s 15km Biathlon was pretty exciting with Russia winning the top two medals and Germany winning Bronze.  The two Russians missed one shot apiece with Germany missing two.  Next, we had more Curling.  The U.S. played against Finland and the U.S. lost by one point in the 10th End.  Then the Men’s 500m Speed Skating was won by the U.S. with Russia and Korea winning Silver and Bronze respectively.  Following Speed Skating, there was some Women’s Snowboard Halfpipe, which I am very convinced needs a revamping of judging.  There is no consistancy at all.  Finally, there was the Pairs Figure Skating long program.  In the end, Russia won gold followed by China for Silver and Bronze.  The Silver medalists, Dan and Hao Zhang tried an amazing throw quadruple salchow and Dan Zhang didn’t complete her final spin and landed on her knees.  There was a short timeout while her and her coaches decided if she could continue skating the rest of the program.  She decided she could continue and their program was started again from the point at which she fell.  When the team was scored, deductions were only taken for the fall and not the rest, which I totally agree with.  During a replay of Dan Zhang’s fall, my roommate Steve came through the living room and when he heard someone fell he said, “That’s what that bitch gets.”  Now, maybe he didn’t know what he was referring to and was just trying to be funny.  Here’s my problem, be a decent human being and have some fucking respect for someone trying an unprecedented trick.  Yeah, I’d like to see you get thrown four or five feet in the air, land on skating ice on your knees, and slide for another three or four feet.  Now, get up and continue your program for the five remaining minutes.  It’s not that I don’t like people being funny, I dislike people making fun of someone and not really knowing what the fuck they’re talking about.  Yeah, so a figure skater fell, but if you don’t know why she fell, it’s not funny.  Man, I remember back in the day when Mike and I would watch the Olympics and tennis.  We didn’t make fun of people just because they fell, it happens.  We understand the sports, of course Mike understands Figure Skating much more that I do, but I would wager money I understand the board sports better.  That doesn’t matter though.  I just makes me mad that some dumbass Americans can look at a sport they don’t understand and expect the performers of that sport to be perfect.  That’s what makes competition so competitive, sometimes circumstances outside of your control make you fuck up.  Yeah, I guess I’m explaining something that you guys don’t really give a shit about, though you have to admit… that’s what I do.  Maybe I get mad about things that most people think of as trivial, but come on there are things that just make you made for no real reason.  I just happen to believe that most people should be decent human beings and respect the work people put into whatever they’re doing.

That brings me to another topic.  What happened to all of my friends?  I mean… Jesus the ones I still have are hardly worth keeping.  Dawn doesn’t really appear to give a shit anymore, Steve’s just turning into a total fuckface, Adam doesn’t really come up to Warrensburg to see anyone else but Steve, and to top it all off, any conversations that I do have with anyone is just bullshit.  I require mental stimulation about things other than World War II, World War II Online, Fallschirmjager reenacting, and other assorted games.  God, I need something that will actually make me think and be analytical.  I guess that’s why I watch the Olympics, it’s full of sports that require skill and mental aptitude.  I’ve lost so many damn friends over the years that it makes me wonder if I’m doing something wrong.  Is it really my fault that most of the friends that had were total burnouts, dopeheads, drunks, fuckfaces, and/or douchebags?  I mean, I would be more than happy to refriend someone if they would just apologize for being any list of adjectives they happened to be.  And you guys wonder why I’m such a cynical bastard.  Really, I can be a nice guy if people weren’t such douchebags to me.  Eh, what do you care, nobody’s gonna read this anyway.

While I’m thinking of it, there’s (more than) a few “Fuck You”s I’d like to hand out.

Rio:  Fuck you for being a conniving, needy, slutty bitch.  Both to me and to Dave, especially to Dave.  You really fucked him up.  Thank God he found Natasha, I don’t care what Dave’s mom thinks of her, she’s the best that ever happened to him.  So fuck you.

Kat:  Fuck you for pretty much fucking me up.  Those needs that you had that I couldn’t fulfill, well honestly, fuck that too.  It really fucks up a guy like me to find out that his three year long relationship was ended because you were bored.  Those two weeks you were cheating on me, fuck them.  The fact that you’re a stripper, fuck that.  It would have been so much better if you had told me all that shit as you were breaking up with me.  Fuck the fact you were bored and disgusted with me.  I was a fucking wreck for a lot longer than a lot of people think I was, so fuck you for that too.

Lacey:  Fuck you for becoming a self-conceited drunken dopehead who felt she was so much better than everyone else she had to correct their grammar in mid-sentence.  Fuck the fact that you express friendship and love in a different way than everyone else that breathes air.  Fuck you for needing to be different because you were too similar.  Royally fuck you for getting angry when we wanted you to see our new apartment.  Fuck you for making me hate you.  You were one of my best friends.  We shared water, so fuck you for forsaking that.  Then fuck you for hurting your water brother.

Jer:  Fuck you for being a douchebag who can’t assimilate his friends.  Fuck you for replacing your old friends with new ones and never getting in contact with your old friends.  Fuck you most of all for never being there when you needed me.  Fuck you very most of all for never thanking me for visiting you every chance I got.  Fuck you for never standing up for yourself.

Jason:  Fuck you for being a fucking hippy, drug-addict, flakey motherfucker who could never get his fucking life straight.  Fuck you for fucking every 15-year old girl you could find.  Fuck you for acting like you were so much better than the rest of us.  Fuck you for never being sober enough to think about calling your friends when you were in town.  Fuck you for never telling your friends where you were moving to.

Joey:  Fuck you for being so damn unstable and malleable by the people who surround you.

Joe Knife: Fuck you for hitting on every female you presumed had a vagina and a few you weren’t too sure about.  Fuck you for acting like you were so smooth and knew everything about everything.  Fuck you for being a complete and total definition of a shit-covered douchebag.

Steve:  Fuck you for being a douchebag.  You lived in the apartment rent-free for three and a half months and hardly ever helped out with chores.  Fuck you for waking up, sitting down on the couch and fucking around on your laptop while watching TV in your pajamas, then eventually going back to bed to start the cycle over again.  If you want to start the argument that I did the same thing… well that’s a road you don’t want to go down.  Fuck you for never thanking Lexy for allowing you to stay in the apartment without paying rent.  You only getting dressed in order to search for a job or go to John’s house without inviting me, fuck that.  For doing things with John that both of you know that I would enjoy doing with you, fuck that too.  You know, if you don’t want to hang out with me let me know.  I’ll tell you to go fuck yourself, but at least I’ll know.

George Walker Bush:  Fuck you for being a president who needed a war.  Fuck you for making the executive decision to go into Iraq as an act of war.  Fuck you for assisting the decline and fall of this country through both monetary and material means.  Fuck you for not submitting a Kyoto Protocol treaty for ratification because of the strain it would allegedly put onto the economy.  Fuck you for putting that same strain on the U.S.’s economy through your unnecessary military spending.

There’s a few other “Fuck You”s that I could hand out, but they’re pretty minor ones and not really worth saying.

Well, there you have it folks.  That’s about all that I could think of to type about right now.  Chances are, I’ll most likely tell you guys what happened after I watch another day of Olympic footage.  Happy Valentine’s Day.